Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done
Apr. 20th, 2007 09:22 amWe got a bomb threat at work yesterday and cleared the building. Then, because the bomb was supposedly in the library, the cops asked me if I would come in with them to look for anything out of the ordinary. They gave me a chance to say no, but I didn't even think about it. "No problem."
Of course, I knew there was a thousand and one chance of there really being a bomb, but still not my brightest moment.
Of course, I knew there was a thousand and one chance of there really being a bomb, but still not my brightest moment.
Stephan Hawking in Space!
Mar. 1st, 2007 09:02 am See! You can't make this up!
How cool is this man? He's in his sixties, almost completely paralyzed and not only is he the most brillant man alive, now he might be a damn astronaut. He's my hero.
How cool is this man? He's in his sixties, almost completely paralyzed and not only is he the most brillant man alive, now he might be a damn astronaut. He's my hero.
Original Fic: Harbinger
Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:16 pmThis...ran away from me. it's a flow consciousness kind of story that started from the idea that the word harbinger is not used enough in daily conversation. Enjoy?
( Harbinger )
( Harbinger )
(no subject)
Jan. 17th, 2007 10:10 amWow. So today a student was having trouble getting her id out of her bag. When she finally produced it, she smiled at me and said "I'm sorry, I forgot to ask how you are doing." As if we were friendly.
I swear it's such a foreign concept here that I almost shed a tear or two. She was polite, smiled and read the newspaper.
To truly understand why this is a phenomenon, you have to realize that already this morning I'd received at least three annoyed eye rolls and four of those tongue clucking sounds followed by a 'pssss' like a tire slowly deflating, all this for me asking for ID. Which they have to show every time they come in. I mean, how hard is this? Truly.
So thank you Newspaper Girl. Have a nice day.
I swear it's such a foreign concept here that I almost shed a tear or two. She was polite, smiled and read the newspaper.
To truly understand why this is a phenomenon, you have to realize that already this morning I'd received at least three annoyed eye rolls and four of those tongue clucking sounds followed by a 'pssss' like a tire slowly deflating, all this for me asking for ID. Which they have to show every time they come in. I mean, how hard is this? Truly.
So thank you Newspaper Girl. Have a nice day.
I wrote something.
Jan. 5th, 2007 03:31 pmSo as some of you may know, I recently wrote a novel. Once it's given a few good read throughs from my wonderfully tolerant boyfriend, I have a plan to release it to the rest of you for a raking over the proverbial coals.
I tell you all that to tell you this: last night in the shower, I came up with a charchter I really wanted to add to the novel, but she has no place at all in it. So I figured I'd write up something short and maybe if I write the sequal to the novel that I have in my head, I will work her into it. For now:
( The Programmer )
I tell you all that to tell you this: last night in the shower, I came up with a charchter I really wanted to add to the novel, but she has no place at all in it. So I figured I'd write up something short and maybe if I write the sequal to the novel that I have in my head, I will work her into it. For now:
( The Programmer )
Yah, is the holdiday sayson
Dec. 21st, 2006 08:50 amGood morning me loves. Realized I haven't posted in a bit, so what better time then first thing at work when my eyes are still bloodshot and the silence of the empty library. But, I hear you cry, surely the library would not be open if there was no one there to use it!
Au contraire! We are open all this week, despite there being no day classes, and all next week when there are no classes at all! We are a full service, twelve hour a day library! Watch us keep all our computers on, employ three work studies and myself for a week in which there is only a powerful silence! Good thing I have projects for the work studies or they might go all Hal on me.
"We are the workstudies, Dave. We do not wish to do that, dave..."
Any whose'll. For those of you out of internet range for the hols soon, have a very merry winter celebration of any kind your pagen little hearts desire. I'm looking at you Pennys. I am fortunate to be celebrating christmas and hannakah this year, just like the child of a mixed marriage I always wanted to be! J/K Matt's parentals invited me over which was quite sweet, so I'll be doing the christmas thing. And New Year's is a Penny Party! And somewhere in there, I will force my sole Nyackian friend to work me into her schedule. You know who you are, busy finals girl.
So God(s)(ess) bless us one and all with a happy and sweet new year!
Au contraire! We are open all this week, despite there being no day classes, and all next week when there are no classes at all! We are a full service, twelve hour a day library! Watch us keep all our computers on, employ three work studies and myself for a week in which there is only a powerful silence! Good thing I have projects for the work studies or they might go all Hal on me.
"We are the workstudies, Dave. We do not wish to do that, dave..."
Any whose'll. For those of you out of internet range for the hols soon, have a very merry winter celebration of any kind your pagen little hearts desire. I'm looking at you Pennys. I am fortunate to be celebrating christmas and hannakah this year, just like the child of a mixed marriage I always wanted to be! J/K Matt's parentals invited me over which was quite sweet, so I'll be doing the christmas thing. And New Year's is a Penny Party! And somewhere in there, I will force my sole Nyackian friend to work me into her schedule. You know who you are, busy finals girl.
So God(s)(ess) bless us one and all with a happy and sweet new year!
here we go...
Nov. 7th, 2006 07:16 pmI answered a real reference question today! Well more like sort of did a kid's work for him, but that counts right?
In any case, the main piece of theatre today is the copier. See, apparently we're getting one of those nifty card readers slapped onto our new copier. This means everyone now has to pay for their copies. And by everyone, I mean students. This has meant that the guy from the copy machine company has een here for two hours now trying to figure out how to program this thing and asking basic questions like "how much are you going to charge for a copy?" which leave me dumbfounded because no one bothered to tell me and now they're all out on some kind of permanent lunch.
But what I'm really looking foward to is when this gets working. It'll mean having money in the library, something we've managed to avoid in the past. I can forsee endless complications with that.
I formerly liked the copier. For one thing, it worked. And for another, it made me feel useful when students had issues with it. I was copier woman! but now it's going to be another thing I have to nag everyone about and keep count of and on top of that I have to handle money. Funny, I thought I became a librarian to escape retail.
In any case, the main piece of theatre today is the copier. See, apparently we're getting one of those nifty card readers slapped onto our new copier. This means everyone now has to pay for their copies. And by everyone, I mean students. This has meant that the guy from the copy machine company has een here for two hours now trying to figure out how to program this thing and asking basic questions like "how much are you going to charge for a copy?" which leave me dumbfounded because no one bothered to tell me and now they're all out on some kind of permanent lunch.
But what I'm really looking foward to is when this gets working. It'll mean having money in the library, something we've managed to avoid in the past. I can forsee endless complications with that.
I formerly liked the copier. For one thing, it worked. And for another, it made me feel useful when students had issues with it. I was copier woman! but now it's going to be another thing I have to nag everyone about and keep count of and on top of that I have to handle money. Funny, I thought I became a librarian to escape retail.
HAHAHAHAHA
Nov. 3rd, 2006 04:57 pmA student just told me that I speak too softly and that I should speak up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! If ever there was a sign that I act diffrently at work then I do with others...
Update on health: I suspect it's allergies as I am responding well to Claritin-D. Thank you all for being wonderful responsive friends. ::hugs you all::
BTW my response to said student, "But then I wouldn't be a librarian."
And he nodded like this was perfectly logical and walked away.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! If ever there was a sign that I act diffrently at work then I do with others...
Update on health: I suspect it's allergies as I am responding well to Claritin-D. Thank you all for being wonderful responsive friends. ::hugs you all::
BTW my response to said student, "But then I wouldn't be a librarian."
And he nodded like this was perfectly logical and walked away.
I ususally don't post from work, but I'm all alone again today and frankly, this is so icky that I need to vent somewhere. I have this awful drippy cold which is gross in and of itself, causing me to lug along vast amounts of tissues and cold remedies. To make it worst though, we all know how susptible I am to bloody noses. Well, I finally got one today, don't really know how I held out this long without one. But to make it extra charming, after I stopped the bleeding, I continued to leak. Only now my snot looks sort of bloody.
Best part about this? I have a meeting at another college in about an hour or so. So I'm going to be sitting with lots of other people learning about a crucial software update while dabbing at my nose with bloody tissues! mmmm appealing. And if I don't dab, you may ask? Well then I'll just be pretty as a picture leaking bloody snot at myself!
I just know I'm going to sneeze and spew bodily fluids everywhere.
Oh yeah and I have my period. I really think only puking up bile could make this day grossier.
Best part about this? I have a meeting at another college in about an hour or so. So I'm going to be sitting with lots of other people learning about a crucial software update while dabbing at my nose with bloody tissues! mmmm appealing. And if I don't dab, you may ask? Well then I'll just be pretty as a picture leaking bloody snot at myself!
I just know I'm going to sneeze and spew bodily fluids everywhere.
Oh yeah and I have my period. I really think only puking up bile could make this day grossier.
Belated Halloween
Nov. 2nd, 2006 03:28 amSo I didn't get to dress up for the big H this year which made me sad, but then again I haven't gotten to dress up for a few years. Then I happened to stumble on this picture of me and Hilary in our Sophmore year at Stony Brook.
So here I am at age 19 dressed as Aragorn with Hilary as my lovely Eowyn.
and the backdrop is my closet in my dorm room of two years
I'm not entirely sure anymore who took this.
So here I am at age 19 dressed as Aragorn with Hilary as my lovely Eowyn.
and the backdrop is my closet in my dorm room of two years
I'm not entirely sure anymore who took this.