I've finally snapped.
May. 7th, 2004 12:59 amI never do this, but I find it nessassary to quote myself here only because it's one of the weirder things that has come out of my mouth:
Me:You should tell him that Ms. Manners would cane him for this.
And then anally rape him with the cane.
x: Snapped
Me: mine was funnier.
x:Yes, but mine gets the point across
Me: ...but nothing says "I'm serious" like a threat of anal rape by an old woman.
Me:You should tell him that Ms. Manners would cane him for this.
And then anally rape him with the cane.
x: Snapped
Me: mine was funnier.
x:Yes, but mine gets the point across
Me: ...but nothing says "I'm serious" like a threat of anal rape by an old woman.
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Feb. 9th, 2004 11:27 pmOh lord, it hurts so good. I just reread "If You Are Prepared" by Cybele. There are just some things that make you suck in a breath and fear to let it go.
In other news, boys suck and so do certain roommates and some networks.
In other other news, my new favorite phrase is: RUN! IT'S THE SPUNK MONKEYS!!!
That is all.
In other news, boys suck and so do certain roommates and some networks.
In other other news, my new favorite phrase is: RUN! IT'S THE SPUNK MONKEYS!!!
That is all.
can we talk kismet?
Jan. 22nd, 2004 12:50 amOk. WTF! I finally decided that X is no good for me. I should not like him, it is a bad evil crush that is of no use to me or anyone listening to me. I finally announce this bodly to a friend, even going so far as to say that I think I might not be attracted to him anymore.
Then.
He ims. Out of the blue. FOR NO FREAKIN REASON. Then he goes off to watch Edward Sissorhands, the very movie I have been disscussing and watching this past month along with other Johnny Depp classes. Fate or paranoia? And if it's fate, is it good or bad? what does it all mean?
And then I said...
Dec. 4th, 2002 03:53 pmIt's funny you know. You think you're self confident and all it takes is a side comment to tear you to smithereens. "honey you really should wear a longer shirt" he says. A friend, sort of, i baarely like him, but i have to stay on his good side because he likes revenge. In that moment I wanted to slap him.
I like the way I look. But people in this culture want nothing to do with a girl who won't starve her self thin. I'm not even truly fat. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I was obese. Lucky for me i can keep myself to a size ten/twelve. A normal human size that repells men fastre then an be blamed on my personality.
Gah. Stupid loopy thought process. Won't change my shirt for him. Won't. Won't. Won't. So why do I want to so badly?
I like the way I look. But people in this culture want nothing to do with a girl who won't starve her self thin. I'm not even truly fat. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I was obese. Lucky for me i can keep myself to a size ten/twelve. A normal human size that repells men fastre then an be blamed on my personality.
Gah. Stupid loopy thought process. Won't change my shirt for him. Won't. Won't. Won't. So why do I want to so badly?
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Oct. 1st, 2002 05:22 pmMrrr. Lying in the sun, Placebo drifting through and catlike thoughts for all. Wanna just srch out and soak in the glory of a beautiful afternoon. There's a story hiding in the leaves that shadow caress my semi-concious form, but I will not unravel it, now. maybe later in the cold dark of dawn, I'll tell my sunsoaked stories.
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Sep. 29th, 2002 08:42 pmOkay, so boys suck arse. This guy asked for my number. Never called me. I gave him a chance and called him. And no response. This wouldn't be so bad, if he wasn't everything I ever wanted in a guy. Curly haired, pretty, dork who loves philosophy and sci-fi just as muchas I do. This really isn't cool.
On the other hand, if he's not calling me then I prolly don't want date him. I mean, if the non calling thing starts this early...
oh, who am I kidding, he's probably gay. Again.
On the other hand, if he's not calling me then I prolly don't want date him. I mean, if the non calling thing starts this early...
oh, who am I kidding, he's probably gay. Again.
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Sep. 22nd, 2002 10:19 pmI feel hot and tired, but I didn't do anything all day, except a little bit of math homework and like ten minutes of studying for my philospohpy quiz tommorrow, which I feel like I should be more concerned about, but somehow can't rouse the anxitey for. Maybe repressing? dunno. Don't care. I can't hold Aristotle in my head, but I know that I love the course anyway and will do better on the following tests and quizzes which will be more intersting. Sigh.