Who told them I was screwing Sirius?

[harahel]

You are Canon!Snape- surly, greasy and unrivaled president of the 'We Hate Potter' club. You favour the Slytherins and think Gryffindors are a bunch of blathering idiots. You are absolutely right. *cough* You are also as mysterious as you are acerbic. You spend most of your time not shagging Sirius Black and not lusting [illegally] after your students. Instead, you lust after the DADA Professorship in between threatening other Professors and getting bitten by three-headed dogs. You are most likely to go down in history for making the largest number of petitions for Harry's expulsion at Hogwarts staff meetings.

This quiz would dearly like to know how the hell a fictional character managed to get on the internet.

Which Snape are You? by Marett Graves

With artwork by Laura Freeman