The semester is winding down. I've applied to the CIA, but I better get going on other job apps since I'm going to be out in the cold real world all too soon.

I have a two week break in the second half of May. Love me? Let's hang.

Also I love my new icon. I made it!

...I can't belive this. It's just far too funny not to share.

I was talking to my parents and casually mentioned that I'd talked to Matt recently.

They told me I should join J-date and that I could charge it to their credit card.

I honestly can't think of a funny ending for that. It stands so well on it's own.

Something Rolled me. I can't...explain it. Just..Rolled.

I think it's gone now.

Today I made the tactical error of watching Harry Met Sally instead of taking a nap or doing homework.

Why is it so damned hard? When we have them, they drive us nuts, when we don't it's like somethings...off. Out of step. I actually considered going out with a complete and under psycho because at least I'd be going out. Shoot Me.

And yes, this is my obligatory single whine which I am singularly not entitled to have as yes, I actually was seeing someone, albeit breifly at some point in the last twelve months.

But still. I just...yeah. Y'all know what I mean.

Bugs Bunny is one of the heros of our childhoods. Around for nearly seventy years, he's outwitted, outsmarted and crossdressed his way through many a situation. After watching one of the cartoons I haven't seen in some time, I realize that we love him not because of his brains or his way of winning, but because he is a hero that is also a villan. They say modern cartoons are violent, but there is a bloodless malice to the old merry melodies that is hard to miss. Bugs is the worst propagator of this violence and sometimes attacks innocnets like a mouse on his piano in the toon I just watched.

...yeah. I'm at work right now. We opened an hour earlier for Christmas and there is quite literally no one here. Still I better speed this up since I am on company time. Finals are only a few hours from done and then blessed quiet for a few days. Hello my lovelies out there in tv land! I miss and love you all.

Next week is back to rockland, so call me if you want to hang!

I finally have an animal! for years, no one could tell me what animal I was like in those kinda pseudo-philosophical conversations groups have.
Liz got it.

She says I am a luck dragon like that one from The Neverending Story. Because I am like a dog, but don't actually exist and am more cool. And sing when I talk. It's awesome. I'm kinda tired.

So there.

Today I had an early morning meeting at work 8-10, then started working at 10:30 ending at 7:20. On Sunday. The buisest day of the week. With only one other person in the department.

My parents are away. I had to walk the dogs when I got back.

I walked them, starting to unwide.

A bird then proceeded to crap on my arm.

While a sign of good luck in my culture it was kind of the shit icing on my crappy day sundae.

Today I had a new bed delivered and bascially changed around my whole room. Which makes me insanely happy.

This is not the moment I wish to share with you.

The moment came before when after moving everything out of my room I said to my mother:

"I am going to go shower before the delivary men come."

She said completly seriously and I swear this to be so:

"Oh good, you'll want to look nice for the men."

She then turned away and went to wash dishes.

My mother has lost her mind. More so then before.

It’s snowing out right now. Hard. I turned on the porch light for the dogs and stood on the deck for a long minute, my head tilted all the way back. It looked like the stars were falling from the sky, a rain of galactic debris raining gently from above. And it’s wasn’t hot, but cold and moist like deep space.

::limp:: no more election...::whimper whimper::