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Hamilton and Haverford rejected me.
Skidmore wait listed me.
SUNY Stoney Brook looks better everyday...

How To Stick One's Foot Directly in One's Mouth

SiLeNtA420: wanna hear something funny?
Tarrot Cat: sure
SiLeNtA420: i think i fell for a purebread italian
SiLeNtA420: and u know how i say yer mom alot?
Tarrot Cat: ::giggles::
Tarrot Cat: yeah?
SiLeNtA420: his is in a coma
SiLeNtA420: and i said it to him
Tarrot Cat: ....
Tarrot Cat: you're in love with a comotose italian and you said your mom to him in his sleep?
SiLeNtA420: i lothe you
Tarrot Cat: what?
SiLeNtA420: damn writers
SiLeNtA420: twisting words around
Tarrot Cat: What twisting? Isn't that what you said?.
SiLeNtA420: no
Tarrot Cat: okay....
SiLeNtA420: ok
Tarrot Cat: so what DID you say?
SiLeNtA420: He was all like im waearing blah blah blah today
SiLeNtA420: in a chat room
Tarrot Cat: right...
SiLeNtA420: so i said im wearoing your mom today
SiLeNtA420: and he stopped talking
SiLeNtA420: his was b4 i met him
SiLeNtA420: this was*
Tarrot Cat: okay
SiLeNtA420: an hour late my friend was like dude
SiLeNtA420: his mom is in a coma
Tarrot Cat: owch.
Tarrot Cat: good one.
SiLeNtA420: hr was all like whos mmo
SiLeNtA420: and i was like YOPUR!
SiLeNtA420: yours*