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OMFG I am so dirty
Gentle friends. Those that I love. My most cherished companions who read whatever worthless drivel I shove up here...
Today...Today is a day that shall live in infamy for me forever. It is embarrassing beyond all means, so of course, as is my wont, I am going to share it with you.
I had my keys and a legal pad with me before a meeting and decided to duck into the bathroom for a quick 'freshing up'.
Just as I flushed, I managed to knock the ledger and thus knock my keys straight into the flushing toilet.
I have no idea what possessed me, but before my rational mind had any time to think, I plunged my hand in after the errant keys and retrieved them.
I have since: washed my hands with hot water and soap 3x
washed keys with hot water and soap 3x
covored both the keys and my hands in Purell
wished I was Jack Nicholson's charchter in Good as It Gets so I could have all that soap lying
around aprox. 40x
nearly burst out laughing thinking about it at the meeting 2x
So there you go, Liz! I think that trumps running into the turnstile.
Today...Today is a day that shall live in infamy for me forever. It is embarrassing beyond all means, so of course, as is my wont, I am going to share it with you.
I had my keys and a legal pad with me before a meeting and decided to duck into the bathroom for a quick 'freshing up'.
Just as I flushed, I managed to knock the ledger and thus knock my keys straight into the flushing toilet.
I have no idea what possessed me, but before my rational mind had any time to think, I plunged my hand in after the errant keys and retrieved them.
I have since: washed my hands with hot water and soap 3x
washed keys with hot water and soap 3x
covored both the keys and my hands in Purell
wished I was Jack Nicholson's charchter in Good as It Gets so I could have all that soap lying
around aprox. 40x
nearly burst out laughing thinking about it at the meeting 2x
So there you go, Liz! I think that trumps running into the turnstile.