I've finally snapped.

[harahel]

I never do this, but I find it nessassary to quote myself here only because it's one of the weirder things that has come out of my mouth:

Me:You should tell him that Ms. Manners would cane him for this.
And then anally rape him with the cane.

x: Snapped

Me: mine was funnier.

x:Yes, but mine gets the point across

Me: ...but nothing says "I'm serious" like a threat of anal rape by an old woman.